HUMOR PIECE
My Speech to the Martians
From the book What I’d Say To The Martians And Other Veiled Threats
People of Mars, you say we are brutes and savages. But let me tell you one thing: if I could get loose from this cage you have me in, I would tear you guys a new Martian asshole.
You say...
so this local yokel wins 1 million dollars (on a scratch off ).......makes the brilliant decision to take a one lump payout.....gets 590,000 and 7 weeks later is borrowing gas money. You can't fix stupid.