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  1. Famous quotes

    God won't give you more than you can handle. Somebody must have told him I've been working out. Me
  2. Famous quotes

    When life gives you lemons make lemonade then find somebody whose life gave them potatoes and made vodka and have a party Ron White
  3. Famous quotes

    When life throws you a curve haul off and hit the S.O.B.
  4. Famous quotes

    Proverbs 21:9 it is better to live in the corner of a roof than in a White House with a coral some woman
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  6. Famous quotes

    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy Groucho Marx
  7. Famous quotes

    Build a man of fire he'll stay warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll leave you alone. Me
  8. Famous quotes

    Do the best you can, with what you got, where you are. Teddy Roosevelt
  9. Trucker wisdom….

    After 26 years on the road. First rule of truck driving is: every now and then you have to eat a little curb. Second rule of truck driving. If you're in a lane you own it. Third rule of truck driving dispatchers only lie when their mouth is moving. Fourth rule truck driving: logs are like...
  10. Clark Howard heart surgery

    I heard that Clark Howard had open heart surgery in his recovering. I hope he recovers well. I wonder how many coupons you used?
  11. Caption this......

    Excuse me sir. Can you direct me to the men's club moonshine tasting and Dolly Parton look alike contest.
  12. Caption this......

    No, no, no I said I wanna buy doobage not boobage!
  13. Tattoo fails…

    I've said it before, most face tattoos make you wonder that sometime somebody said " ya know what would be a good idea"
  14. Anyone else camping out tonight at Greenbriar Mall to get the Black Friday Sales?

    I know what you mean about being a place to go. I bought my first deer rifle at oshman's a million years ago. I'd go down there for Black Friday but my Kevlar tents in the shop.
  15. Crack usage and used truck sales….

    I wouldn't own a diesel. I work driving trucks and dump trucks for 42 years. Now just the smell of diesel fuel reminds me of hard work.
  16. Crack usage and used truck sales….

    Call BR-529, that's BR529
  17. Wife is mad again!

    Touch her on the arm a few times and when she ask you what you're doing tell her you're looking for the off button. My biggest surprise when I got married was that bipolar doesn't mean she also has a house in California
  18. Crack usage and used truck sales….

    Trucks aren't any more inflated than the gun prices on ODT
  19. Help with a water emergency

    Thanks for the reply I've got some people working on it now that I got for my insurance company The only problem right now is I'm in the dark about it all and all of the people at ODT have helped a lot let me know what's coming so looks like I'm in for well into the fall thank you so much Ed
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