1st for the books!

[chopper duke]

Pics of the smoker or I don't believe a word of it!

 

[SouthernSlammed]

Next time when you get asked if you are a cop respond by asking if they are a hooker. When they say no then reply, "then what does it matter."

Wasn't on my best wit toes at the moment! Later thought I should have said, "you're blowing my cover!"

 

[Joker82]

Next time when you get asked if you are a cop respond by asking if they are a hooker. When they say no then reply, "then what does it matter."

haha....

 

[SouthernSlammed]

Pics of the smoker or I don't believe a word of it!

 

[Patronus]

Are you an officer?

No ma'am, but I am a gentleman;

No ma'am and I'm no gentleman either;

Why are you breaking the law?

Nope...I'm a redneck male stripper-gram. wanna see my act?

 

[chopper duke]

Very nice!!

 

[SouthernSlammed]

Are you an officer?

No ma'am, but I am a gentleman;

No ma'am and I'm no gentleman either;

Why are you breaking the law?

Nope...I'm a redneck male stripper-gram. wanna see my act?

 

[above_all]

Verbal judo. Well done.

 

[safellows1967]

Way to properly put her in her place. Let see her boycott wally world!

 

[Jeddak]

Next time when you get asked if you are a cop respond by asking if they are a hooker. When they say no then reply, "then what does it matter."

I am so stealing this line.