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7 months till my sentence begins!!!

SouthernSlammed

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Thanks @Survivor Johnny... on your sure fire way to get the o'lady to loose weight!!!!

So, I noticed my o'lady looking like she done fell off the bandwagon of exercise! Well I took SJ's recommended approach to assist back on that wagon! http://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/threads/sure-fire-way-to-get-your-wife-to-loose-weight.1239625/

Well, I knows that she got this one friend that flaps her gums like o'glory in the wind, so's I tell her my o'lady has gotten knocked up and we's not saying anything.

She gives me this o'**** look and says "I thought she wasn't gonna tell you until she was sure that it's yours!" WHAT?!?!?!?!? I'm joking, what the hell are you talking about?! "O'****!" she says!

So, took her to the docs to get a scan done! Damn sho nuff... we got life in there!!!

It's mines fo sho... I don't unchain her much, to get out!

First Time Dad... Kid 4-Life!!!
Got 7 months to get projects done, and just a couple weeks to hoard some guns, starting a GoFundMe account!
 
I'm about 7 months away from my first too (hope and pray everything goes well)

My wife and I have been married for all of 14 years and I thought our future was without children due to my better half having endometriosis. Well, that all changed and we had a sonogram Monday and she told us we are 8 weeks. I'm 45 and my wife is 36. Better late than never!

Didn't mean to high jack your thread with my story.

Congratulations! When's your due date? Mine is May 23
 
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