A lesson in how to make your wife angry!

[aFarewellToKings]

Today is my anniversary, im going to use this line on my wife as soon as she gets home!

 

[payneed]

Today is my anniversary, im going to use this line on my wife as soon as she gets home!

I see a "divorce lawyer needed" thread in your near future.

 

[Farmer 2]

Today is my anniversary, im going to use this line on my wife as soon as she gets home!

You might spend your anniversary on the couch alone.

 

[Whetstone]

You might spend your anniversary on the couch alone.

Sleeping with one eye open…

 

[Just Plain Bill]

Today is my anniversary, im going to use this line on my wife as soon as she gets home!

Happy anniversary!

 

[Triptones]

Funny but not going to say that to my wife when she gets home. Weekend alone without the teenager and she said we need to clean the house, have drinks and have lots of sex. I’m going to go with that instead.

 

[lostchild]

Funny but not going to say that to my wife when she gets home. Weekend alone without the teenager and she said we need to clean the house, have drinks and have lots of sex. I’m going to go with that instead.

Hmmmm.
sounds like a scam. She’ll be too tired for sex after cleaning the house.

 

[CTS Tactical]

Wife? Pretty sure that is a four letter word.

 

[Triptones]

Hmmmm.
sounds like a scam. She’ll be too tired for sex after cleaning the house.

Almost but it will start with the drinks first then sex, and then too tired to clean the house. It always does

 

[edindah]

Funny but not going to say that to my wife when she gets home. Weekend alone without the teenager and she said we need to clean the house, have drinks and have lots of sex. I’m going to go with that instead.

Better ask, 'in what order?'