Alright which one of you fat-necked ODT mall ninjas is this?

[Triathloncoach]

I'm not fat, I'm HUSKY!!!!!

Correction.... I am not fat, I am FLUFFY!!!

And I'm big boned. So what is more likely to box this always vigilant man? A meth crazed homosexual with a fat fettish, his Twinkies, or a confused Eskimo out on a walrus hunt. Badda Bing!

 

[heystranger]

So what's holding his pants up?

Velcro & body hair ??

 

[Byte Stryke]

And why didn't you use ductape to attach level VI plates so you could take multiple hits from a .308 while your partner returns fire all so you guys can keep one of the largest malls in the U.S safe....

screw you man, I was thirsty...

and I Suffer from low blood sugar...

I missed lunch that day

 

[Jump211]

Why is he wearing the neck pillow?

 

[jburton3]

It's protecting one lung, his good lung.

 

[givejunkfree]

This is why I pay at the pump. Weak stomach.

 

[sami weinbergstein]

actually that looks like one of the LE officers in East Ellijay

 

[MacTavish]

I heard that a 500 lb hawg had been shot in NC. I see his twin is alive and well elsewhere.

 

[Fatal_Bert]

gotta have your tactical treats when you're on duty.

 

[linebacker]

I consider myself a fat guy. I would feel comfortable calling call that dude a fatass.