Amber Alert

[Hotdiggitydog]

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[THREEJAYS]

It hurts me to read that, why couldn’t it have been mom instead.

 

[lostchild]

They always seem to pop up in the middle of a favorite tv show, or on my phone at 4 a.m.

 

[unheard]

Sorry kid, but it's 3 in the morning, you're 4 counties over, and I have to get up at 6am for work. I'm not going to put on my cape, hop in my car, and go looking for the '93 black Chevy Caviler you were last seen in.

 

[lostchild]

Sorry kid, but it's 3 in the morning, you're 4 counties over, and I have to get up at 6am for work. I'm not going to put on my cape, hop in my car, and go looking for the '93 black Chevy Caviler you were last seen in.

With their non-custodial parent…

 

[lostchild]

Just got one a little while ago. Lithonia. Blue 2015 Malibu. Okey Dokey, I’ll bolo from my bedroom window.

 

[HERMET]

Just got one a little while ago. Lithonia. Blue 2015 Malibu. Okey Dokey, I’ll bolo from my bedroom window.

Got the same. If it drives through my living room in the next few hours I'll be sure to report it to the pertinent authorities.

 

[User170512]

I turned that crap off on my phone after the first time it went off.

 

[Horsehat]

Was at a friends funeral and several hundred phones simultaneously got an Amber alert. My friend would have thought that was hilarious.

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Was at a friends funeral and several hundred phones simultaneously got an Amber alert. My friend would have thought that was hilarious.

He set it up.