And that is why I'm sleeping on the couch this time

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Pretty funny thread would be hilarious if it wasn’t so true

I am writing a book oh, it's probably about a hundred chapters like this

 

[THREEJAYS]

Sounds like you are the next Dr Ferrol Sams

 

[wozeyjales]

Contestant on You Bet Your Life while giving some of her
stats says "I've been married to the same man 31 years."
Groucho responds "If he's been married 31 yrs he's not
the same man."

 

[testdepth]

Maybe treat her like this!