Anybody else dread going to work on Monday?

[fast306stang]

So far this year, someone blew out their colostomy bag twice and dripped fecal matter on the floor down every aisle they walked, someone flat out took a **** and left a pile in the middle of the aisle, someone showed me a pic of their dick on their computer.........

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I told my supervisor I wanted moved off my line, trying to diffuse the situation he looked at me and jokingly asked if I wanted a hug, "No, I want moved off this line to one without all the BS," he asked if I wanted a hug again, I said, "Yeah, let's go outside behind the dumpster and you can give me a mouth hug," he said "Why go behind the dumpster, I'll do it right here in the middle of the aisle!"

I walked away bc I couldn't gage if he's kidding. The dick pic guy and him are good friends and they're swingers. So I'm not sure.

All I know is, 2 day weekends aren't long enough and I've had to basically stop drinking bc the Doc said my body doesn't tolerate alcohol. Maybe I'll take up smoking or vaping. Or cocaine or heroine. Hell IDK.

 

[fast306stang]

11 more years til I can retire, I don't know how tf I'm gonna make it.

 

[BillsCamino]

 

[fast306stang]

******

 

[Bypass]

So far this year, someone blew out their colostomy bag twice and dripped fecal matter on the floor down every aisle they walked, someone flat out took a **** and left a pile in the middle of the aisle, someone showed me a pic of their dick on their computer, Friday someone lost their ****ing mind and was screaming "I ain't scared of (the director), someone go tell him I ain't scared!!" Half my line got interviewed by OSI bc one of the guys on my line is producing AI child porn and stealing Facebook pics of a girl on another line and making AI porn with her pics...

I told my supervisor I wanted moved off my line, trying to diffuse the situation he looked at me and jokingly asked if I wanted a hug, "No I want moved off this line to one without all the BS," he asked if I wanted a hug again, I said, "Yeah, let's go outside behind the dumpster and you can give me a mouth hug," he said "Why go behind the dumpster, I'll do it right here in the middle of the aisle!"

I walked away bc I couldn't gage if he's kidding. The dick pic guy and him are good friends and they're swingers. So I'm not sure.

All I know is, 2 day weekends aren't long enough and I've had to basically stop drinking bc the Doc said my body doesn't tolerate alcohol. Maybe I'll take up smoking or vaping. Or cocaine or heroine. Hell IDK.

The devils are coming out of the woodwork since they started losing power. Stand upright and be righteous. To hell with the devils.

May GOD Bless and watch over you Sir.

 

[Timber Cruiser]

JFC. You just made me very appreciative of the **** show I have to go to everyday.

 

[fast306stang]

The devils are coming out of the woodwork since they started losing power. Stand upright and be righteous. To hell with the devils.

May GOD Bless and watch over you Sir.

Thank you Sir. I posted this bc it's halfway funny but my job itself is really easy and I'm still super stressed bc of this garbage. So yes, I'm venting, but at this point all I can do is laugh or cry.

 

[fast306stang]

JFC. You just made me very appreciative of the **** show I have to go to everyday.

Just glad to help in any way I can lmao

 

[Bypass]

11 more years til I can retire, I don't know how tf I'm gonna make it.

Laugh at the enemy it pisses them off. And good luck.

 

[Rolling_trip]

I'm not one to go to HR for anything.......but it might be time, lol. hell, i feel like a need a zanax and shot after reading that.