Anybody know David from the vehicle service center?

[Nonliberal]

Old people are a target for scammers of all ilks. As for Meposeans, I don't even know where Mepos is

You know, where Balkey Bartokomous was from

 

[Nonliberal]

Don't answer "Hello" and instead say "Thank You for calling Dobbs Defense, how may I help you?". AI will hang up on the other end. Get them all the time at work and had one with Coke Cola as his ID for a long time.

But its my personal phone and sometimes I don't want to identify myself first.

 

[teearr]

When I get the warranty calls "we see your vehicle warranty needs renewing" I ask them "which vehicle, the Jaguar, the Porsche or the Rolls Royce. This usually stops them dead and they hang up. If I get a David on the line the first thing I ask him is what kind of underwear he's wearing, boxers or briefs. Whichever he says I then tell him his wife prefers the other kind. Click! Crickets!

I'm retired, so I have time to play this game when I get bored .

 

[Nonliberal]

 

[Nonliberal]

Is Balki considered racist now?

 

[Nonliberal]

When I get the warranty calls "we see your vehicle warranty needs renewing" I ask them "which vehicle, the Jaguar, the Porsche or the Rolls Royce. This usually stops them dead and they hang up. If I get a David on the line the first thing I ask him is what kind of underwear he's wearing, boxers or briefs. Whichever he says I then tell him his wife prefers the other kind. Click! Crickets!

I'm retired, so I have time to play this game when I get bored .

David just keeps talking. I have committed sin in language talking to David. He doesn't care

 

[BIKER13]

got a text message from a company about ED. I typed em back and axed them if they thought a guy with a 10 inch wee wee and a bucket full of balls was worried about ED?

 

[teearr]

You know, where Balkey Bartokomous was from

Ahh, that explains it. Just wore Googles' ass out looking for Mepos. Mypos was the place, and Balki was the character. Wasn't a sitcom I followed, besides, I had all I could take from Robin Williams doing his Dork & Mangy routine.

PS Check my spelling

 

[teearr]

David just keeps talking. I have committed sin in language talking to David. He doesn't care

Gotta lead 'em on until you get a live one. Time...one of the joys of retirement.

 

[Nonliberal]

got a text message from a company about ED. I typed em back and axed them if they thought a guy with a 10 inch dick and a bucket full of balls was worried about ED?

I'd be worried. You been checked for elephantiasis? That could be cancer bro.