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Anyone have ammo shipped and stolen?

UPS has dropped my package at a Red Barn across the street. There's a house about 40 yards from the barn but the barn is the closest thing to the road. On the delivery instructions they say dropped pkg. at barn or red building and the kicker is is I'm the only one on this road. There are the backs of houses that face the road but they're actually addressed to a road over from me. UPS employees some of the laziest drivers in the business.
 
Also I hate when people open the package. Its clear it isn't theirs but they open it anyway. It's the same people that get my package a lot but they still open it. Nosey SOB's I'll tell ya and I despise that with a passion.
 
Also I hate when people open the package. Its clear it isn't theirs but they open it anyway. It's the same people that get my package a lot but they still open it. Nosey SOB's I'll tell ya and I despise that with a passion.
You're just mad because your neighbors saw what adult "pleasure" toys you've been buying.
 
Watched a fedex truck pull up to my mailbox and sat there for 4 to 5 minutes and then took off. Next I get a delivery notfication from that my order from Omaha Steaks was delivered on my door step with no photo. Jumped in my truck and tried to find him in my neighborhood and he was long gone. The boss ordered another one for me and I be damned if next week the fedex truck pulls up to my mailbox sits there for 4 mintes and takes off but this time no delivery notification. Jump in the truck and pinned his ass in the next neighborhood cul-de-sac and told him if he steals my box of steaks I'm going to take it out of his ass. He looks at his little pad and said yes they are on my truck but they are not in the back even though it is out for delivery. He said it must have not made it on the truck. So I repeaded myself if you or any other ****er down at the fedex terminal steals my steaks I'm going to take it out of their ass. The next day same truck different driver stops at my mailbox sits in the back for 2 minutes he jumps in the back so I go and beat on the back door. He comes out of the front and I said hope you have my steaks and he said let me check. Opens the back door and said here we wanted to make sure you got them...................**** fedex!!!
Don't mess with a mans steak!
 
You're just mad because your neighbors saw what adult "pleasure" toys you've been buying.
I used to work with the gentleman and Canton for a Time. I worked at that even flow plant up there just south of the airport exit. He owned a costume/ magic props store and in the back he said he had a door with a curtain in front and back there he sold all of kinds of "bed room toys and lotions and potions " is what he called it. He said the Town Council had a meeting and decided they needed to inspect the shop to make sure that it was suitable for Cartersville I believe that's where it had it. He said he they approved everything but a 3 foot purple dong about 3 inches in diameter that had a lager head on each side. They told him that was too vulgar that he needed to get rid of that or put it away. LOL Out of all that perverted nonsense that was the only thing they had a problem with. If it would have been me inspecting the place I would have put a do not enter sign up and boarded the filthy place up.
 
You're just mad because your neighbors saw what adult "pleasure" toys you've been buying.
I bought a big black dildo for the secret Santa game we play at our company Christmas party. I just got the cheapest one I could find on ebay. Figured it would come in a box but no. It came in a plastic bag. Anyone handling it at USPS would have felt a big veiny cock and balls.
 
I bought a big black dildo for the secret Santa game we play at our company Christmas party. I just got the cheapest one I could find on ebay. Figured it would come in a box but no. It came in a plastic bag. Anyone handling it at USPS would have felt a big veiny cock and balls.
Now you’re on every porn store’s mailing list.
 
Also I hate when people open the package. Its clear it isn't theirs but they open it anyway. It's the same people that get my package a lot but they still open it. Nosey SOB's I'll tell ya and I despise that with a passion.

Also I hate when people open the package. Its clear it isn't theirs but they open it anyway. It's the same people that get my package a lot but they still open it. Nosey SOB's I'll tell ya and I despise that with a passion.
My wife buys a lot on line. Gets lots of packages. So many that she doesn't even read name on the package, that would mean having to get her reading glasses, she just opens them like a kid at Christmas! Same with mail. I generally have to walk it to the neighbors and apologize for her opening it. Last time it happened I told her that she can't open the mail until I sort it. Hasn't happened since.

Glad you got your package. And, yes FedEx is the worst!
 
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