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Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Southerner?

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Here's a little test to help you decide.

The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You're walking down a deserted alleyway with your wife and two small children.

Suddenly a terrorist with a huge knife jumps out, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, raises the knife, and charges toward you.

You are carrying a Nighthawk Custom 1911 cal. .45 ACP, and you are an expert shot. You have half of a second before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY, AND THEN SCROLL DOWN...









Democrat's answer:
  • Well, there's not enough information to answer the question.
  • What in the world is a Nighthawk Custom 1911 cal. .45 ACP?
  • Does that man look poor or oppressed?
  • Is he really a terrorist? Or am I guilty of profiling?
  • Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
  • Could we run away?
  • What does my wife think?
  • What about the kids?
  • Why am I carrying a dangerous loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
  • I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus here.
  • This is all so confusing!
Republican's answer:
  • BANG!
Southerner's answer:
  • BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
  • Click... (sounds of reloading)...
  • BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
  • Daughter says "Nice shot group Daddy! Were those Speer Gold Dots?"
  • Son says "Can I get the next one?"
  • Wife says "You're not taking that to the taxidermist."
 
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