"Battleship, Fun for the Whole Family!"

[GodBlessTheUSA]

If you ain't trying to cheat a little, you ain't likely to win much. - Richard "The King" Petty

Don Garlits and Penske (IIRC). If you ain’t cheating you ain’t winning.

 

[Just Plain Bill]

Don Garlits and Penske (IIRC). If you ain’t cheating you ain’t winning.

Big Daddy Don! Whoo!

 

[Hayata]

My drill sergeant told us, "If ya ain't cheatin' ya ain't tryin'!"

Recruit asked, "What if I get caught?"

Sergeant said, "Well, ya weren't tryin' hard enough!"