Last night my wife saw a small black bear walking on the back porch. She opened the door and banged a couple of pots and he jumped in the air and took off down the porch. She chased him banging the pots and he turned along the side of the house and jumped up on the railing while peeing everywhere before he ran off. It was then she noticed he had peed the whole time after she started banging the pots. Literally scared the piss out of him. I wish I had it on video as it had to have been hilarious watching both of them.
