blonde jokes......

[Gacowboy]

A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house. A few minutes later she repeated this process by checking her mail again.

She did this five more times, and her neighbor that was watching her commented: "You must be expecting a very important letter today the way you keep looking into that mail box."

The blonde answered, "No, I am working on my computer, and it keeps telling me that I have mail."

 

[Echo 1]

How do you get a brunette out of a blonde ?


Turn her upside down!

 

[cpw006]

Ha!

 

[Echo 1]

What do you call a dead blonde in the closet?


Last years Hide go seek champ.

 

[hamburglar3]

Two blondes were on opposite sides of a river. One yells to the other " how do i get to the other side?" The second blonde says "you already are"

 

[HERMET]

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

" Artificial intelligence"

 

[Cartman]

 

[Lockout]

What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brown?

" Artificial intelligence"

hehehehe

 

[deller]

So 3 pregnant women are talking at the doctors office.The brunette says I'm having a boy because we did it in the missionary position. The redhead says I'm having a girl because we did it with me on top. The blonde starts crying hysterically and screams OMG I'm having a PUPPY!

 

[Merlin]

A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"