But honey, I can quit anytime I want to. Lol

[Just1more]

 

[wozeyjales]

First question should be
"what were you doing in my truck?"
Second, "It's not a pipe it's for ear wax removal"
(see how fast she drops it)
Third, she'll forget about the pipe next week
when she finds the petite lacy panties you
stashed under the seat on purpose.

 

[renagadeinjun]

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How far can you take this?............ might depend on which end she shoves in first ..............

 

[Dice]

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just tell her you quit using it years ago and forgot to throw it away. No need to try to explain what it is. She has issues you don't even need to address.

 

[JBWJr]

That could be a whole new cottage industry.
Buy up $0.99 gauges and gut them to resell as $20.00 chrome plated pipes.

 

[Psilloh1]

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Well how else do you check the PSI on a fat chick?

 

[fattboyzz]

Tell her its to check her pressure. Let her tell you youre a liar.

Then gloat when you show her she is wrong .

Make a sex bet first though

 

[aFarewellToKings]

Tell her the THC wasn't doing it for you anymore. You had to switch to PSI.

 

[Overwatch1]

Crack is whack, just ask Whitney Houston.