Can anyone read this? (Japanese?)

[4ssss]

I set up a machine with a guy from Shanghai years ago. I asked him to write my name in Chinese, and this is what it looks like. I showed it to a guy that owned a Chinese restaurant and he confirmed it, and I've kept it ever since.

 

[THREEJAYS]

You have come to the wrong place

 

[Baldilox]

You have come to the Wong place

 

[BIKER13]

Most ricky tick

 

[GAK9]

I got it. It says the names of the pilots from the plane crash: Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow.

 

[Bypass]

You didn't open it did you? You just released the 4 horseman of the Apocalypse.

 

[basstracker89]

"We've been trying to reach you about your car warranty...."

LOL, now that's good......

 

[1gunsnotenough]

Use Google lens. It will translate. I was able to do part of it. Something about a giant lizard and a moth.

 

[Baldilox]

I got it. It says the names of the pilots from the plane crash: Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, Bang Ding Ow.

 

[palmettomoon]

I love that clip.

Goes to show the stupidity and gullibility of "media types" and "news reporters."