A guy I work with is about as racist as they come. He's got some that I shouldn't laugh at, but I do....but I can't repeat them here.
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Country Sayin's.
- Thread starter hank_hill
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She looks like she's been rode hard n' put up wet.
country as a biscuit
I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer.....but im no butter knife either
When someone asks "how are you?" finer than a frogs hair split 3 ways
loafers at work are ridin the gravy train with biscuit wheels
useless as tits on a boar hog
colder than a witch's tit
as dumb as the day is long
I may not be the sharpest knife in the drawer.....but im no butter knife either
When someone asks "how are you?" finer than a frogs hair split 3 ways
loafers at work are ridin the gravy train with biscuit wheels
useless as tits on a boar hog
colder than a witch's tit
as dumb as the day is long
Hanging like a hair on a biscuit. Unless as a screen door on a submarine. I gotta bad case of dickie do, my belly sticks out more than my dickie do! Lol I got tons more just can't think of them all.
Wouldn't pull a string from a cats #$$
It runs like a scalded dog.
Slicker than snot.
Slower than molasses in winter time.
Drive like a turtle...HARD!
Son you could break an anvil with a rubber hammer.
Harder than a preachers ****
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs
So mean a rattlesnake bit him crawled off an died.
Madder n a hornet
Meaner than a pole cat
Drunker than Cooter Brown
Hotter than a skillet
Hotter than a $2 pistol
Busy as a one legged man in a butt kickin contest
Lower than a well diggers shoes
That dog don't hunt
Too many chiefs not enough indians
Just as soon run through hell with gasoline drawers on
(tell a lazy person on a jobsite) "hey, The fish are bitin over here!"
It runs like a scalded dog.
Slicker than snot.
Slower than molasses in winter time.
Drive like a turtle...HARD!
Son you could break an anvil with a rubber hammer.
Harder than a preachers ****
Nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rockin chairs
So mean a rattlesnake bit him crawled off an died.
Madder n a hornet
Meaner than a pole cat
Drunker than Cooter Brown
Hotter than a skillet
Hotter than a $2 pistol
Busy as a one legged man in a butt kickin contest
Lower than a well diggers shoes
That dog don't hunt
Too many chiefs not enough indians
Just as soon run through hell with gasoline drawers on
(tell a lazy person on a jobsite) "hey, The fish are bitin over here!"
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Temps = Hotter than 2 rats Fu%&ing in a wool sock
Colder than a witches titty in a Brass bra laying face down in the snow.
Talking a bout a Ho= Sleeping with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway .
If she had as many sticking out as been stuck in she would look like a porcupine
Bad luck= My lucks so bad i could fall in a box of tits and come out holding a Di$k
Colder than a witches titty in a Brass bra laying face down in the snow.
Talking a bout a Ho= Sleeping with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway .
If she had as many sticking out as been stuck in she would look like a porcupine
Bad luck= My lucks so bad i could fall in a box of tits and come out holding a Di$k
Unless as a screen door on a submarine.
Useless as a screen door on a submarine. (I meant)
Useless as a screen door on a submarine. (I meant)
you'd rather sandpaper an alligators a$s in a phone booth, that to fu#K with me
fear of death and common sense keeps you from fu#kin with me
fear of death and common sense keeps you from fu#kin with me
Son of a motherless goat!
Slow person= he's suckin hind tit
Anynody having difficulty with a task = are you winnin?
Slow person= he's suckin hind tit
Anynody having difficulty with a task = are you winnin?
