Dads wisdom...

[Tazz]

How are you doing?
"I've done better, but it costs more"

I wish I had a...
"Wish in one hand, s*** in the other and see which one fills up faster"

Beat me to it. Lol! My Dad would say “wish in one hand and piss in the other.” That always pissed me off till I had to start saying it to my sons. Lol!

 

[Rgrbulldog]

Boy, you can whoop me ..... when they stop making 2x4’s.

-Grandpa

 

[dcline9163]

I wish I could drill a hole in your head and pour some sense in it.
I gonna slap you so cross eyed, you can stand in the middle of the week and see both Sunday's.

 

[BillsCamino]

"Hold my Mead and watch this..."

 

[Poppa Mike]

Work smarter not harder.

Yep, heard that one more than once or twice.

 

[MuleShoe]

You can’t borrow yourself out of debt! You can tame a fox if you’re smarter than the fox! Put your brain in gear before put your mouth in motion!

 

[BIKER13]

are you on dope?

 

[Hayata]

Measure twice and cut once.

Remove material slowly. It's easier to remove it than replace it.

 

[Poppa Mike]

My grandpa graced me with the one I use as my sig line (the first part) after I showed off on my mini bike for my cousins and crashed it. I was about 9 or 10 at the time.

 

[geezer]

These are great. How about names? I thought my name was sheetass until I was about 12 or 13.
You’re standing on thin ice....
I didn’t know whether tho s hit or go blind...