Damn, almost 47 and I'm crying like a baby over here

[kimchee45]

I've been in construction for 20 years+ I've always bragged about never losing a nail. Until one day l managed to mash all 8 fingers at once. Mother of God l couldn't do anything for weeks. I couldn't even pick my own nose.

So !
That's where that old song came from, "Honey Pick My Nose" !

.

 

[HERMET]

I knocked this POS statue off a table and my ninja skills did NOT kick in.
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Everybody seems to have forgotten the bigger issue here, what the hell is that thing?

 

[3clicks_Off]

Everybody seems to have forgotten the bigger issue here, what the hell is that thing?

Something ugly and surprisingly expensive my ex wife bought........ So I kept it

 

[3clicks_Off]

Snivel Snivel Snivel.....And take the socks off so the ice pack could work! You know, if you want sympathy, its in the dictionary between sh*t and syphilis!

I took the sock off after a few minutes. I have to ease into the cold like a big sissy. LoL

 

[NewLeaf]

soak it incider lol

 

[Old Patriot]

 

[DADI03]

soak it incider lol

Dude if you can soak that insider you have lots of problems

 

[3clicks_Off]

Dude if you can soak that insider you have lots of problems

Bahahahaha

 

[jeep78]

You have an Asian fertility idol you keep on a table? You know what the hole is for, right?

 

[3clicks_Off]

soak it incider lol

She said NO! And slammed the door