Just wear 'Depends' when you go to bed.I hate stubbing my toe so much, before I go to bed at night I move all the furniture out of my bedroom and onto the back deck, leaving a clear path to the bathroom.
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Just wear 'Depends' when you go to bed.I hate stubbing my toe so much, before I go to bed at night I move all the furniture out of my bedroom and onto the back deck, leaving a clear path to the bathroom.
I got a hole in it soon after it happened. Still leaking over here after 14 hours... and still throbbing.View attachment 1174636 After you get a hole in the nail, use this to squeeze out the blood.
Ahh the infamous glory hole you are always bragging about.I knocked this POS statue off a table and my ninja skills did NOT kick in.
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I've got one you can borrow, I'll even run it for you.I got a hole in it soon after it happened. Still leaking over here after 14 hours... and still throbbing.
I wonder if I can rent that squeezer. Thats a bit pricey just to squeeze out some blood.
I love a good troll toe thread . . .
Try a 9mm kidney stone on for pain . . . . .
Reminds me of sitting in an airport out West (can't remember where) waiting to come back to ATL and my phone rings. It's an old girlfriend complaining and pissing and moaning about some imaginary ailments. While she's pissing and moaning I noticed a delightful young woman with a cheery disposition come down the concourse and sit next to an older lady whom she engages in conversation. She gets up and approaches the gate agent and I noted she has a slight gait or odd way of walking. Big smiles, happy to be alive disposition, etc. You've met people like this. After she sat down again I noticed she had two artificial legs. Two. And she was walking and happy. I hung up on my friend.