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Delta pilot not woke ...lol
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He woke now dough.
Several months ago, Delta said they HAD to increase diversity on the flight deck. Skills were secondary, they had to hire affirmative action types and women.
It is totally inexcusable to have this type of screw up at your home base.
I guess this is the result.
It is totally inexcusable to have this type of screw up at your home base.
I guess this is the result.
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"Ladies and Gentlemen this is your pilot speaking. That noise you just heard and jostle was me hitting another aircraft. Terribly sorry about that. The pilot of that jet was Larry. I hate that guy. He's always playing chicken with me. Jerk. Anyway, we're going to go ahead and go back to the gate to switch aircraft to a non damaged one since your safety is our first concern. We know you have a choice in airlines and we want to thank you for choosing Delta."
I've been on an airplane that almost had this happen. I had no idea how well the brakes worked on a 737. We "hopped" to a complete stop when another jet crossed our path on the way to the runway.
I'd had to change my underpants. Another reason I'll never fly.
What was funny was right before that incident, I mean not even 5 minutes before it happened, I was reminding a guy in the next seat that we weren't "safe" yet as he'd taken his shoes off. I reminded him that in an emergency we might have to run out of a burning metal tube full of jet fuel.
After we stopped, he put his shoes back on faster than I thought it was possible for a grown man to do while seated in an airplane seat, LOL.
