I was going to have a Desert Eagle .50AE but the douche on ARFCOM sold it out from under me before the meet. 
I worked with a guy who claimed he had a fully auto MP5 in his home safe. I thought he was full of it until I moved in two doors down and actually saw it. Turns out his goal was to own every gun he had ever shot while in the Army. He had all the proper paperwork and everything.
Most lies I forget, but years and years ago I worked with one of "those" guys. He had done everything better and more often than everyone. We were heading to a job site and he entertained me with a story about his life in High School. He had taken the ASVAB, like many high schoolers, and a week later he was called to the library to meet with a "recruiter". He said that he knew instantly the guy was a standard recruiter based on his shoes. He claimed that the guy was CIA and wanted my co-worker to come work for them because he ASVAB score was that awesome.

I worked with a guy who claimed he had a fully auto MP5 in his home safe. I thought he was full of it until I moved in two doors down and actually saw it. Turns out his goal was to own every gun he had ever shot while in the Army. He had all the proper paperwork and everything.
Most lies I forget, but years and years ago I worked with one of "those" guys. He had done everything better and more often than everyone. We were heading to a job site and he entertained me with a story about his life in High School. He had taken the ASVAB, like many high schoolers, and a week later he was called to the library to meet with a "recruiter". He said that he knew instantly the guy was a standard recruiter based on his shoes. He claimed that the guy was CIA and wanted my co-worker to come work for them because he ASVAB score was that awesome.

