Don't Call Yourself FAT! - You're Just Armored...

[OttoMan]

 

[Triptones]

Good for me!!

 

[Nonliberal]

I'm just going to be fat so I don't get shot. If I do happen to be shop I hope I am fat enough to stop the bullet.

 

[imawoodsman]

At least My Fat is PAID for! LOL!!!!!

 

[basstracker89]

Yea, but that stuff will kill ya. I'm too heavy myself.....But at least I can still run and do....I'll trade fat for body armor

 

[Ken Ford]

LOL maybe a .25 but I’d doubt anything else.

 

[fattboyzz]

Im not fat . Im just fluffy

 

[basstracker89]

Not fluffy, sturdy/ well made. Just tell your wife that.....You'll get the look you know....

 

[wozeyjales]

Well, any excuse not to go on a diet or exercise will do.
Fat will not allow you to prevent a bullet's actions.
However a five inch belt buckle might offer a little protection.

 

[Just1more]

One of my relatives was always on the large side. To make her feel better they always told her she was just thick.