Drunk Guy Steals Horse-Tries to Race

[WinstonSmith]

Didnt know what to title this thread but I've been chuckling about this all morning. Just good stuff.

http://amp.thecomeback.com/racing/drunk-man-arrested-stealing-horse-churchill-downs.html

 

[WinstonSmith]

I want to see the conversation with his friends 10 minutes prior up to his decision to go for it

 

[jeep78]

A drunk at Churchill Downs? I thought that was a prerequisite for admittance.

 

[WinstonSmith]

That guy was like "Pppffftt!!! I can do that! Hold my beer!"