A good friend of mine would tell his children when they were in a tough situation and asked for his help: "I can help you out or I can teach you a lesson, but I can't do both."
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If you left a light on anywhere in the house my dad would always say “ did that damn light switch burn your hand”?
Mine used to tell me to “work hard, because it’s all you got going for you”. Dad didn’t worry overly much about self esteem and such.
Whispering is lying and lying is a sin when you get to heaven they won’t let you in.
a is an adverb that modifies a cat turd A cat turds a common noun that stinks enough to knock you down
he had many
a is an adverb that modifies a cat turd A cat turds a common noun that stinks enough to knock you down
he had many
My dad had many
YOUR BREAD IS STILL A LITTLE DOUGHY
YOUR A FEW BRICKS SHY OF A LOAD
YOUR ELEVATOR DONT GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP
reckon what he meant by saying that about me?
Momma always said
GET OUT OF FRONT OF THE TV, YOUR DADDY WASNT A GLASS MAKER
YOUR BREAD IS STILL A LITTLE DOUGHY
YOUR A FEW BRICKS SHY OF A LOAD
YOUR ELEVATOR DONT GO ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP
reckon what he meant by saying that about me?
Momma always said
GET OUT OF FRONT OF THE TV, YOUR DADDY WASNT A GLASS MAKER
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don't break your mom's heart letting her see you doing something stupid
My mom always said "You make a better pane than a window.". Or maybe that was pain?
Dad told me after I did something particularly dumb. Son you'll never have to worry about a brain tumor nothing for it to attach to. He meant it in fun. I told both my boys if you don't need my help getting in jail you don't need my help getting out of jail. And I put notes on their doors on their 18th birthday. They said check out time is 18 years. I like being an uncle better. You can say things as an uncle that are totally inappropriate for a parent, like if you're going out drinking make sure you eat something that comes up smooth. Or don't be upset about not taking a 10 to the prom, just make sure you make out with three threes and a one.
