Feeling ... kinda low with all the stuff going on ...

[Clarke123]

As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my
family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington,
The Middle East, FL & TX, Puerto Rico, with Trump, Health Care, Taxes, Fox News,
the NFL, the downgrading of our military, Syrian refugees, terrorists and
illegals infiltrating our borders, "Who's Zooming Who" and sexual misconduct among our leaders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED
HELP?
CALL
JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number. A Mexican showed up
with a lawn mower…….

 

[Kman]

Lol! That's a good one!!

 

[LARGO9]

 

[TMill]

lmao, good one

 

[MuleShoe]

Sounds about right!

 

[Dingo]

As I was driving home and worrying about all the stuff going on in my life, my
family's lives, my friends' lives and what's happening in Paris, Washington,
The Middle East, FL & TX, Puerto Rico, with Trump, Health Care, Taxes, Fox News,
the NFL, the downgrading of our military, Syrian refugees, terrorists and
illegals infiltrating our borders, "Who's Zooming Who" and sexual misconduct among our leaders, and how our country is rapidly losing its sanity and its Christianity, I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED
HELP?
CALL
JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity and desperation, I called the number. A Mexican showed up
with a lawn mower…….

 

[karlvv30]

I'd be pissed. Lawn dont need mowin until April. Tell him to come back with a leaf blower.

 

[staggerwing42]

Damn. Lol

 

[Gacowboy]

now that was funny right there.

 

[geezer]

JaJaJa!