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Finally, proof of our UFO origins
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I knowed it was true!!!
Remind me sometime and I'll tell you about the time I was abducted by a flying saucer with a bunch of Amazonian women who needed fertilization to guarantee the propagation of their species.
Remind me sometime and I'll tell you about the time I was abducted by a flying saucer with a bunch of Amazonian women who needed fertilization to guarantee the propagation of their species.
Ah yes, the ancient Gallonous Ofus Cleanerous species.
Let me help break down the UFO story..
First the memory loss= The victim of abduction was blackout drunk
Second bright lights= lights on top of a large 4wd truck
Third anal probe=victim passed out and was taken advantage of by his friends.
Fourth metallic taste in mouth=see above
First the memory loss= The victim of abduction was blackout drunk
Second bright lights= lights on top of a large 4wd truck
Third anal probe=victim passed out and was taken advantage of by his friends.
Fourth metallic taste in mouth=see above
Just like the one they spotted on the surface of Mars a few years back !! Coincidence ??? 
Second dumbest species in the universe, bunch of jugheads.
ALIEN visitors from outer space are here on Earth and are breeding with humans to create a superior “hybrid” species, an Oxford University academic has shockingly claimed.
According to The Oxford Student, Dr Chi believes in a link between the number of alien abductions and climate change.
Dr Chi said: “One possibility is that they find our DNA valuable for the preservation of the stock.
“Secondly, to create species which can survive in the future climate conditions.
“Thirdly, some abductees report that these hybrids are of a very high intelligence, so are they producing these hybrids as a problem-solver, a future leader”
https://www.express.co.uk/news/weir...restrials-UFO-Young-hae-chi-oxford-university
According to The Oxford Student, Dr Chi believes in a link between the number of alien abductions and climate change.
Dr Chi said: “One possibility is that they find our DNA valuable for the preservation of the stock.
“Secondly, to create species which can survive in the future climate conditions.
“Thirdly, some abductees report that these hybrids are of a very high intelligence, so are they producing these hybrids as a problem-solver, a future leader”
https://www.express.co.uk/news/weir...restrials-UFO-Young-hae-chi-oxford-university
They must get their intelligence from the alien side, considering the people who tend to be abducted (or at least admit to it).
And they finally installed one as our new President.
