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Flip it over

It's a copperhead.

This reminds me of a story lol. Back in the mid 80s sometime when I was but a lad, a friend and I went to another friend's farm pond in Winston to go fishing. There was a canoe half in the water and half out of the water turned upside down. We decided to use it so we flipped it over, tossed out some wet pine straw and leaves and paddled out to the middle of the pond. I was in the back of the canoe sitting there with shorts and no shoes when my friend noticed I had a large copperhead coiled up and laying between my bare feet. I think I remember letting out an expletive or two but I didn't move my feet. I knew better. I started taking my fishing pole apart so I could distract and encourage him to move from between my feet where I could better position myself to flip him overboard. However, things did NOT go as planned. As soon as the snake moved forward (exactly where I wanted him to go), Johnny stood up and dove off the boat into the water. Do you know what happens when you are sitting in an aluminum canoe and someone on the other end jumps out? Yeah...it rolled over. I found myself now splashing around trying to figure out where the snake was so I wouldn't splash around on his pointy end. Then, I saw him swimming towards the other side of the pond. So I calmed down, swam for shore dragging the capsized canoe with me. My tackle box was recovered but it was open so anything that didn't float is probably still out there. Somehow, I never let go of my fishing pole though. Johnny is alive today ONLY because I allowed him to live past that day lol
 
Friend of mine used to keep an old tire half in the water at he edge of his pond.

The snakes always got on it to sun and he'd pop the poisons with a .410
 
Looks like a corn snake to me.

Poke it with a long stick till it comes out. Shoot it if not instantly identifiable as a non-venomous.

And you would be wrong. It is a copperhead. And while shooting snakes, you put yourself and anyone around you in far more danger from ricochet than if it was a rabid flying rattlecobra with a vengeance against humanity. It is nobody's civic duty to rid the world of these necessary animals that are far more valuable to the ecosystem than your cat. Shooting snakes does not make you manly. It makes you a scared little ignorant *****. BTW copperheads may be the closest thing to a cure for cancer we see in this lifetime. Google "contortrostatin". It is almost unheard of a copperhead bite to cause a human death, though rarely it does ...very rarely and usually due to other circumstances none the least malpractice at the hospital. Yep...your doctor is thousands of times more likely to kill you than a copperhead.
 
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