Florida man allegedly cut off penis of wife’s lover with scissors

[Glorfindel]

some things justify homicide

if that man with the severed member killed the dude who took his weiner i would not convict

That'd be a hung jury for sure

 

[MILSURP Collector]

That'd be a hung jury for sure

Well the victim wouldn't be.

 

[SAR 6114]

That'd be a hung jury for sure

 

[mountainmoped]

Dick isn't home. He is next door at the neighbor's house.

 

[palmettomoon]

Wait until the lover gets the taxpayers to fund "reconstuctive" surgery to give him a bionic penis. A 12 inch long vibrating Kong Dong that runs on an 18 V motor and changes shape through the use of actual hydraulic pistons.

The wife can write a thank you card to the husband and send it to him in jail, thanking him for causing her lover to upgrade his equipment this way.

I can't fathom the craziness of the squirrels running around in your head, LOL! Where do you come up with this stuff? You should write some short stories or screen plays. Always good for a laugh. LOL!

 

[GAgunLAWbooklet]

Hey, in the news the other day we just learned that vibrators are now welcome at the world consumer electronics trade show.

It won't be long before there are similar FDA-approved prosthetic devices for people whose junk doesn't work, or has been damaged.

 

[chucklenut]

That'd be a hung jury for sure

nice

nice

 

[BIKER13]

now we are smarter

 

[palmettomoon]

Well, the victim certainly has had his capacity for cognitive ability cut in half.

 

[DADI03]

All I know is if their scissors are anything like the scissors in my house that was a very long and painful act of cutting. I'm not sure how they get so dull so fast.