from the mouths of babes

[eightnsand]

My little nieces recently had a dance recital. Their mother asked where they would like to go and eat in celebration . I lost spincter control when the 5 year old said the "out house steak house" in lieu of "outback steakhouse ". Thought of dingo too! Get outside today. 8

 

[MacTavish]

I agree with your niece.

 

[Macvan]

If you iron a turd just right and have the perfect seasoning...... You will truly have an outhouse steak....,. With the same Great Taste of Outback to Stake house

 

[poopdaddy]

my daughter,when she was a baby loved animal crackers.she threw a fit at church in about them one Sunday. problem was, she had a little speech issue. animal came out as anal, and you dont want to know what crackers sounded like, but it rimed with truckers...
thats right, a 2 yr old screaming for anal***** in church. she did get crackers real quick....
remember fat boy slim? the song funk soul brother? she loved it, but suffered from chronic lyricosis.
"right about now,the funk soul brother" turned into " right about now,the folks old rubber"
kids are great....