Item Name: FS/FT Is your wife's ass fat?
Location: Canton
Zip Code: 30114
Item is for: Sale or Trade
Sale Price: 500.00
Trade Value or Items Looking For: Ammo , Knives etc......
Caliber: NA
Willing to Ship: No
Bill of Sale Required?: No
Item Description: Is your wife's ass fat? Well, nows the time to address that issue without spending weeks on the couch.
Bring this bad boy ( that has all the bells and whistles ) into your home under the pretense that your concerned about your own health as you want to stay healthy for her. ( major guilt trigger )
Use it a few times per week and tell her how much better you feel after doing so. ( turn on factor here as a sweaty male in his high school gym shorts is the equivalent of raw oysters for women)
Suggest using it to spice up your sex life. ( the electronic elevation and built in heart rate monitor proves helpful here)
Should all else fail, a stratigacally placed pork chop to the front of the device ( just slightly out of reach) can be a great motivater.
I love cash but will consider trades of ammo, knives etc.
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Location: Canton
Zip Code: 30114
Item is for: Sale or Trade
Sale Price: 500.00
Trade Value or Items Looking For: Ammo , Knives etc......
Caliber: NA
Willing to Ship: No
Bill of Sale Required?: No
Item Description: Is your wife's ass fat? Well, nows the time to address that issue without spending weeks on the couch.
Bring this bad boy ( that has all the bells and whistles ) into your home under the pretense that your concerned about your own health as you want to stay healthy for her. ( major guilt trigger )
Use it a few times per week and tell her how much better you feel after doing so. ( turn on factor here as a sweaty male in his high school gym shorts is the equivalent of raw oysters for women)
Suggest using it to spice up your sex life. ( the electronic elevation and built in heart rate monitor proves helpful here)
Should all else fail, a stratigacally placed pork chop to the front of the device ( just slightly out of reach) can be a great motivater.
I love cash but will consider trades of ammo, knives etc.
Pictures:
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