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Item Name: FS/FT Mike's Sweet Bush

Location: Rome

Zip Code: 30161

Item is for: Sale or Trade
Sale Price: $600
Trade Value or Items Looking For: Gen 5 Glock

Caliber: Super Bushy

Willing to Ship: Yes

Bill of Sale Required?: No

Item Description: Super Sweet Bush for trade for any caliber Gen 5 Glock. I may entertain trades for other Gen Glocks, but be prepared to add money. Will also sell for $600 FTF anywhere in the Rome area. I will ship to your door for an extra $50.

Why is this Sweet Bush Special?

-This Sweet Bush has been professionally checked out and has no unexpected odors

-This Sweet Bush is fake as your sister's DD titties so no light or water needed. You can certainly service it as you see fit, but this Sweet Bush will take care of itself if neglected. You will never have to worry about this Sweet Bush inviting the UPS man in for attention.

-This Sweet Bush will never laugh at your manhood. Even if you are hung like a light switch.

-This Sweet Bush knows when to shut the **** up. You will never have to talk to her unless you want to. Plus, no snuggling...again, unless you want to.

-This Sweet Bush will never say, "No."

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That would make sense if this Sweet Bush belonged to Michelle, but it does not, it belongs to Mike.

But for the right price/trade, it could be Dinky's Sweet Bush....

And this ***** is as Bushy as a 70's Porn star.
Although this might be a great deal,,I can buy a pole for my wife for less! but thanks for the thought!:D
 
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