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Item Relisted! FS Vintage Knife Pen (#7729)

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Item has been relisted, you can find the new listing at: https://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/threads/fs-vintage-knife-pen-7729.2083218/
Item Name: FS Vintage Knife Pen (#7729)

Location: Marietta

Zip Code: 30066

Item is for: Sale Only
Sale Price: $10.00

Willing to Ship: Yes

Bill of Sale Required?: No

Item Description: Do you want to be a double naught spy? Have you dreamed of shaken martinis, a license to kill and a Lotus that can drive under water?


Is the answer Yes? I bet the answer is Hell Ya (with a clipped British tone)!!


Well, you just keep reading.


Your average run of the mill super agent has a laser in their watch and a suicide pill in their tooth but the best…I mean the cream of the crop…the guys you call when the nuclear bomb timer is at 10 and counting down…they have a knife that looks like a pen.


WHAT!!??


How can that be? How can a knife look like a pen?


Well NASA scientist reported cracked this puzzle over 30 years ago…but were sworn to secrecy.


You pull the cap off the pen and then…wait...I don’t understand…what the hell…there’s no ink in here…it’s a knife!!


I’m sorry it still shocks and confuses me every time.


Dammit! I just tried to sign my name and ended up cutting the paper all up.


This is clearly not a toy and can only be purchased by an individual who is sworn to protect liberty and look good in a three piece suit (and someone who has $10).

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