Item Name: Zombies are sissies
Location: Smyrna
Willing to Ship: No
Item is for: Trade Only
Trade Value or Items Looking For: nothing in particular. About $300 obo trade value. Can combine with other offering for quality firearms and optics. I need a good illuminated scope
Also Available:
Taurus 24/7 Bitone .40 http://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/showthread.php?t=147885
Stainless Sig Mosquito http://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/showthread.php?t=147887&p=852089#post852089
Caliber: 12 Gauge
Item Description: Zombies ......... pfft. One little .22 pill to the brain pan and zombies are toast.
This Mossberg 500 12 gauge is labeled as ATP (12 gauge Tactical Police) but it fought off the Killer Koalas of 1998
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This weapon has seen it all
A Giant Tick beating up Santa on Arbor Day in 2001!
It took a few licks defending America from flasher Anteaters in Omaha 2003
That explains the dings and nicks on it that have been touched up
Of course there was the time in 2005 when Robin Williams turned into a lobster and the only way to identify him was the hairy arms
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and Captain Malcolm Reynolds had to go after him.That caused a little rust on the barrel.
I am married so I never even bothered to use the Irish Hot Chick spell that comes standard with this one
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But with me, you get a bonus package!!!
- Mossberg 500 ATP 12 Gauge Shotgun
- 3 individually packaged mints (to attract the flasher anteater or irish chicks)
- an exam glove (you are on your own)
- 10 small red Zip Ties (for deadly koala restraint)
- a small jar of push pins with a top labeled "TACKS" (we found labelling it "Skittles" led to ....... well .......... nevermind, we have a new toilet now though.) for slowing down anything chasing you.
- an old partially full can of bug spray (for The Tick of course)
**Disclaimer: not all of the above may be accurate or spelled correctely. THis ad would be a lot better if we didn't have an 8 image max per ad.
Location: Smyrna
Willing to Ship: No
Item is for: Trade Only
Trade Value or Items Looking For: nothing in particular. About $300 obo trade value. Can combine with other offering for quality firearms and optics. I need a good illuminated scope
Also Available:
Taurus 24/7 Bitone .40 http://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/showthread.php?t=147885
Stainless Sig Mosquito http://www.theoutdoorstrader.com/showthread.php?t=147887&p=852089#post852089
Caliber: 12 Gauge
Item Description: Zombies ......... pfft. One little .22 pill to the brain pan and zombies are toast.
This Mossberg 500 12 gauge is labeled as ATP (12 gauge Tactical Police) but it fought off the Killer Koalas of 1998
[Broken External Image]:
This weapon has seen it all
A Giant Tick beating up Santa on Arbor Day in 2001!
It took a few licks defending America from flasher Anteaters in Omaha 2003
That explains the dings and nicks on it that have been touched up
Of course there was the time in 2005 when Robin Williams turned into a lobster and the only way to identify him was the hairy arms
[Broken External Image]:
and Captain Malcolm Reynolds had to go after him.That caused a little rust on the barrel.
I am married so I never even bothered to use the Irish Hot Chick spell that comes standard with this one
[Broken External Image]:
But with me, you get a bonus package!!!
- Mossberg 500 ATP 12 Gauge Shotgun
- 3 individually packaged mints (to attract the flasher anteater or irish chicks)
- an exam glove (you are on your own)
- 10 small red Zip Ties (for deadly koala restraint)
- a small jar of push pins with a top labeled "TACKS" (we found labelling it "Skittles" led to ....... well .......... nevermind, we have a new toilet now though.) for slowing down anything chasing you.
- an old partially full can of bug spray (for The Tick of course)
**Disclaimer: not all of the above may be accurate or spelled correctely. THis ad would be a lot better if we didn't have an 8 image max per ad.
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