Maybe not lock down time. Maybe he's announcingjeep78 said:Kemp holding news conference this evening
Lockdown to be announced. You heard it here first !
arrival by airlift of toilet paper from Scott or Charmin.
Guidelines call for avoidance of groups, social spacing.
Then folks rush to join the crowds at stores, gun shops,
hospitals, news conferences.
One angle the gov'mint hasn't pulled on us yet. (sssshhhhh)
Could tell us virus transmitted by handling money so
time to switch to swipe-sign-and go economy. Not only
'for our safety' let's them track everyone's activities.
Oh lordy, listen close you can hear Tom Jefferson
sitting up and exclaiming "Told you so!"
