Give Away for best excuse when a Buyer Backs out or Ghosts after Agreeing to purchase...

[Psilloh1]

Have a Listing for a cheap Mosin.. The guy was pestering the **** out of me to buy it, I told him I would hold it for him and list it SPM, and we could connect when I returned from the Holidays..

Well within 48 Hours his excuses ranged from :

• Dealing a his "Daughters Illness"
• At ER with "a Broken chest bone "
• Car was broken into an $1900 was taken"

I am going to do a give away for the absolute lamest excuse you guys may have got.

Rules are.. I pick the best of the best. Any super strong seconds may find something nice coming their way!

 

[fattboyzz]

Ive heard the wife excuse b4.

My best is .......... my radiator blew up on 285

 

[Grdbreaker]

Car accident/hospital for the win.

 

[Psilloh1]

Car accident/hospital for the win.

Top Ranked so far...

 

[Hayata]

Rear main seal on my motor...

 

[Psilloh1]

Rear main seal on my motor...

Damn I hate when that happens....

 

[Grdbreaker]

Dog ate the $,i had a flat tire,there was an earthquake,i was hit by a rogue wave....IT"S NOT MY FAULT!!!

 

[fastfish66]

Damn I hate when that happens....

I was on my way to me you but sh.t my pants and had to turn around and go home.

 

[atljetmech]

My great Uncles house caught fire....

 

[Psilloh1]

I was on my way to me you but sh.t my pants and had to turn around and go home.

So... At my age the fight is real..