GUESS WHICH STATE! — Man kills alpaca by feeding it Doritos

[RamRoddoc]

He should have fed it donuts.

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2018/08/2...-kreme-demands-money-and-donuts-cops-say.html

"Florida Man"

But to be fair those damn doughnuts are like glazed crack... But, but, but they be callin my name.

 

[lostchild]

Don’t worry, I’m sure they’re gonna roast that guys ass

Wait, they're going to kill the guy's donkey? Seems cruel, although in retrospect if he had a grain-eating animal he should have known the dietary requirements better. But then, I guess it could have been a jealousy murder because the alpaca looked so much hotter than his ass.