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Guess you won’t stare at her butt and not get caught
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That ass ain't big enough to be a Kardashian.
I'd totally hook up with that chick. I'm into the freaky ****.
I mean, years ago I would have.
Reminds me of this chick I made a move on back in the day. In Kennesaw, Ga. there was this girl. She was absolutely beautiful, like out of my league beautiful, but she had this nubby arm that stopped at the elbow and had three little fingers on it. Figured I had a pretty good chance picking up a solid 10 off the scratch and dent shelf. Nope, even with a physical deformity she was still too good for ole Nonlib. She was that hot, even with the nubs.
Then I tried to hook up with this cute little midget girl. That didn't work out neither, turns out cute midget chicks are a specialty item in high demand.
Ultimately I had to settle for a full size woman with ten fingers and ten toes. Guess I should have hit the gym harder.
I mean, years ago I would have.
Reminds me of this chick I made a move on back in the day. In Kennesaw, Ga. there was this girl. She was absolutely beautiful, like out of my league beautiful, but she had this nubby arm that stopped at the elbow and had three little fingers on it. Figured I had a pretty good chance picking up a solid 10 off the scratch and dent shelf. Nope, even with a physical deformity she was still too good for ole Nonlib. She was that hot, even with the nubs.
Then I tried to hook up with this cute little midget girl. That didn't work out neither, turns out cute midget chicks are a specialty item in high demand.
Ultimately I had to settle for a full size woman with ten fingers and ten toes. Guess I should have hit the gym harder.
I well remember. Thanks for the look back.
Oh yeah! Everyone likes front butt!
I had a one legged school teacher from Macon way back around 04 before I met my wife. If it had been both legs amputated at the knee it would have been more convenient. But you take what you can get.
As far as midgets go ( well I don't think we're allowed to say Midget anymore ) but anyway yeah there's a demand for them. And I think they all know it because if you look at them longer than a glance you get a real evil eye drop dead look back from them. And I'm thinking " Damn, excuse ME for standing here daydreaming about all the possibilities!"
BTW... You mentioned the girl with the gimpy arm hand. Check out Katelyn Heck on the WMAZ Channel 13 News site. Nice red hair and plumping up lately. Mmmmm...
I didn't mean that's what I'm into. I mean, I'm not, not into it, but I didn't go looking and I don't pay for special porn or anything
