I thought I had struck it rich, I caught a Leprechaun last night, but he wouldn't tell me where his pot of gold was, so I tied him up with duct tape and broke all his fingers and toes with a hammer, used my soldering iron on him, then hooked up my jumper cables and generator, but all he did was scream, which attracted my wife who came into the garage and said "Oh my God, what have you done to that midget?"..Boy do I feel silly, can I borrow a shovel from someone?