Has anyone ever woke themselves up by farting

[Survivor Johnny]

Last night I was sleepin so good when a loud noise woke me up. I grabbed the pistol on my night stand and sat up to figure out what was goin on. It was then that the situational awareness struck me IN THE NOSE. BOOM!!! I started laughing when I realized what had happened

 

[white]

I woke myself up with a shart one night. Never fall asleep after drinking the stuff they give you before a colonoscopy.

 

[bambam]

Good thing you didn't shoot where the noise was coming from.

 

[GreenPanther]

I woke myself up with a shart one night. Never fall asleep after drinking the stuff they give you before a colonoscopy.

 

[hikingthehills]

My dog used to do it all the time!

 

[hamburglar3]

not from the noise but from the fumes

 

[Shovelhead]

Mine does all the time. Never. Sleep with a Bulldog.

 

[DinkyDau]

When she was prego,,,,,alot I survived by sleeping in another room!

 

[linebacker]

I can't say that I have ever woke myself up with a fart, but I did wake myself up once snoring so loud that I thought a dog was growling at me.

 

[Junior_357]

No...but I did wake the wife up with a blast one night. She thought something hit the house...so I ran with it!