Heck that's NOTHING! Let me tell you what my ex did to me!

[RiverBend]

My 2nd ex took, my Guns, vehicles, apartment & furnishings, bank accounts, caught her whoring around, and I wind up having to leave in an extra vehicle, a dam Pontiac Station wagon with everything I owned, mostly clothes. Since I was a LEO, I had to maintain dignity, and not act on my preferences.

 

[NewLeaf]

My 2nd ex took, my Guns, vehicles, apartment & furnishings, bank accounts, caught her whoring around, and I wind up having to leave in an extra vehicle, a dam Pontiac Station wagon with everything I owned, mostly clothes. Since I was a LEO, I had to maintain dignity, and not act on my preferences.

Damn

 

[BangBang]

My 2nd ex took, my Guns, vehicles, apartment & furnishings, bank accounts, caught her whoring around, and I wind up having to leave in an extra vehicle, a dam Pontiac Station wagon with everything I owned, mostly clothes. Since I was a LEO, I had to maintain dignity, and not act on my preferences.

Forget about writing a country song.

With all the stories in this thread, I think we've got enough material to write a whole ALBUM!

 

[Sowega86]

This one is appropriate for the thread and it has my name written all over it!

Man I LOVE all those old hair bands!

Those lyrics can be your wang twang theme song!

 

[DADI03]

I had one yanked out a few months ago. You're right, that sound was terrible!

The sound of them coming out is bad but when they habe to file the bone under out that's a horrible sound. You can feel the vibration in your toes.

Back on topic

Man I'm glad l married who l married. On the way home from work yesterday l was talking to my wife sand told her l was exhausted. She told me tho lady down when l get home. Naturally l fell asleep. I woke up to dinner in bed.

I used to work with a guy who was on probation for beating his wife (shortly after this his x) with the pistol that she put in his face and pulled the trigger. He took out from her and beat her. She faced no charges. He told the judge it was self defense but the judge said once you removed the pistol from her she was no longer a threat. He disagreed.

 

[BangBang]

You should re-bag it into a red ziploc. A red bag implies the Bio-Hazard that it is. And the fact that it's now dangerous might increase its value.

They actually gave me the perfect bag while I was at the hospital! LOL

 

[DADI03]

They actually gave me the perfect bag while I was at the hospital! LOL

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Put the slightly used condom in that on give away day. Bahahhaha

 

[BangBang]

Put the slightly used condom in that on give away day. Bahahhaha

That reminds me. Check out what I got in the mail yesterday for the charging handle....

And I won't forget that you get two entries for the used condom on giveaway day next year. Everybody else only gets one.

 

[DADI03]

That reminds me. Check out what I got in the mail yesterday for the charging handle....

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And I won't forget that you get two entries for the used condom on giveaway day next year. Everybody else only gets one.

Or you could mail me those and we'll call it even

 

[Deleted member 39693]

Wow brother. I hate to hear about your wife's troubles, but I'm glad to know that she's got a man of your character to help her through all of it.

Trust me I know about the hospital bills. I've got medical insurance and still got a whopping bill the other day for what pretty much amounted to a giant zit under my armpit that had to be cut open and drained awhile back. LOL!

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I know it's easier said than done but try not to sweat those bills too much man. Just send them whatever you can every month and don't let it cause problems with the wife.

that is ****ing nasty
you are hairy