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Used to go to an old bar that had a dirt floor. Honest to goodness it was called Booger Reds. The old man would charge $5 to get in and you drank beer on tap for free all night. I guarantee those lines were never rinsed or cleaned out. Most God awful hangover every time I went there, which was quite often. The old man had an extremely over weight pot bellied pig that lived in the bar. It ate the pickled eggs and drank beer from a bowl. A buddy of mine had a big Rottweiler dog that went everywhere with him. One night the dog came into the bar with us and immediately mounted the pig and commenced to get hung up with it. That old man was beating that dog, the pig was squealing like it was about to die and we were all laughing so hard. Finally got them separated. The old man that owned the place had a daughter that didn't graduate high school and they called her Powder Baby. She wasn't a bad looking gal, probably in her 20's, very simple but didn't have a tooth in her head. She was known to do a few odd side show things after drinking too much. Kinda like "Stupid Human Tricks". Her father would supervise these extracurricular events and sometimes gave advise to anyone his daughter picked to participate with her. One of her specialties was "manually manipulating" a gentleman to achieve a happy ending with baby powder. It was rather unique until the end but then it kinda turned into a substance like bread dough. He finally decided to close the bar and had a big blowout called "The Hogs Head Feed" he shot the pot bellied pig and cooked that greasy thing on the wood burning stove. Crazy ass times back in the early 80's.

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Used to go to an old bar that had a dirt floor. Honest to goodness it was called Booger Reds. The old man would charge $5 to get in and you drank beer on tap for free all night. I guarantee those lines were never rinsed or cleaned out. Most God awful hangover every time I went there, which was quite often. The old man had an extremely over weight pot bellied pig that lived in the bar. It ate the pickled eggs and drank beer from a bowl. A buddy of mine had a big Rottweiler dog that went everywhere with him. One night the dog came into the bar with us and immediately mounted the pig and commenced to get hung up with it. That old man was beating that dog, the pig was squealing like it was about to die and we were all laughing so hard. Finally got them separated. The old man that owned the place had a daughter that didn't graduate high school and they called her Powder Baby. She wasn't a bad looking gal, probably in her 20's, very simple but didn't have a tooth in her head. She was known to do a few odd side show things after drinking too much. Kinda like "Stupid Human Tricks". Her father would supervise these extracurricular events and sometimes gave advise to anyone his daughter picked to participate with her. One of her specialties was "manually manipulating" a gentleman to achieve a happy ending with baby powder. It was rather unique until the end but then it kinda turned into a substance like bread dough. He finally decided to close the bar and had a big blowout called "The Hogs Head Feed" he shot the pot bellied pig and cooked that greasy thing on the wood burning stove. Crazy ass times back in the early 80's.

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