Horse manure will protect us from the Corona Virus

[Bubbado52]

...
~ Take fresh horse manure & rub your hands with it. It has the following actions:
1. It prevents you from touching your nose, eyes, mouth.
2. People will keep at least 6 feet away from you.
3. No one will want to shake your hand.
4. You will safely wash your hands well, before going to lunch.
~ We promise, it works.

 

[Constitution Hour]

Reminds me of the old joke about the cowboy who was drinking beer in a saloon. Every time he drank a beer he walked outside, lifted the tail of his horse and kissed it right on the ass hole. Well, after three beers, the barkeep could no longer keep quiet, so he asked the cowboy why he kissed his horse on the ass hole after drinking a beer.
The cowboy, not missing a beat said I have chapped lips.
The barkeep said oh... does it make them feel better?
The cowboy replied NOPE but it keeps me from lickin em.

 

[BIKER13]

mostly what is available on here is BULL ****

 

[Bubbado52]

mostly what is available on here is BULL ****

Should be interchangeable

 

[BIKER13]

Should be interchangeable

Pasture pud said it was a different taste

 

[rtaylor112]

stinky subject

 

[THREEJAYS]

Probably what the vaccine is made of