How about a nice relaxing surf............

[Dingo]

 

[NewLeaf]

i used to want to visit the outback

 

[Dingo]

i used to want to visit the outback

No sharks in the outback. You should be safe.

 

[payneed]

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This is on the "tourism pamphlets"...

 

[Rougarou]

That's a sardine

 

[elfiii]

That's a sardine

Yep. The surfer is actually a midget which makes the sardine look bigger than it really is. That wave is only 6" high and it's a shore break to boot.

 

[Macvan]

Just wear your clean underwear like your mother said I case you have a accident ...you'll be fine

 

[eightnsand]

Dingo, I know you don’t want anyone to come visit what once was an island paradise. It’s been ****ed up just like here in the good ole USA.

 

[DADI03]

My dad lived in Cali for a while. He would hang out with the surfers on the beach (he wasn't a surfer). The group was out surfing for a bit and when they came in they were sitting on the beach looking at the ocean and could see a big sea turtle out swimming where they were just surfing. They said it was awesome to watch it then all of a sudden a white came up and ate it whole.

 

[Dingo]

Dingo, I know you don’t want anyone to come visit what once was an island paradise. It’s been ****ed up just like here in the good ole USA.

No we love American visitors, come you will be welcomed, the jokes about the wildlife are just that. As to being ****** up, fortunately we haven’t got a California yet but Victoria is closing fast. The north is the place to be where we still have values.