How do they know?

[fast306stang]

I swear...I Google some baked chicken recipes so I can figure out what I'm making for dinner. 5 seconds after I start pulling the chicken skin off the leg quarters (according to the recipe I found) and my hands are a mess, my wife sends me 37 texts that require my input.

 

[Just1more]

I swear...I Google some baked chicken recipes so I can figure out what I'm making for dinner. 5 seconds after I start pulling the chicken skin off the leg quarters (according to the recipe I found) and my hands are a mess, my wife sends me 37 texts that require my input.

It’s part of that same 6th sense they use when you are at opposite ends of the house and you very quietly sit down. As soon as your rear hits the chair they start calling with their vocal parts

edit: and how did you type that with greasy hands?

 

[fast306stang]

and how did you type that with greasy hands?

After I was done with the chicken, I posted. Which means my phone won't go off again unless I find something else to do that requires 2 hands lmao

 

[TheGman]

My wife seems to have a keen sense of me leaving the room , she then begins a conversation which compels me to walk back to her….. and again and again

 

[ARCman47]

I thought you were heading in the direction of how Google got in your head then FB ads started popping up... carry on

 

[Just1more]

My wife seems to have a keen sense of me leaving the room , she then begins a conversation which compels me to walk back to her….. and again and again

Yes and that too..I feel your pain. And it’s usually when you are holding a big heavy box or a bag of trash you were going to take outside

 

[fast306stang]

My wife seems to have a keen sense of me leaving the room , she then begins a conversation which compels me to walk back to her….. and again and again

I don't have FB but I know my phone IS spying on me

 

[ARCman47]

I don't have FB but I know my phone IS spying on me

 

[Dodge man]

I learnt to say words like “yes” “your right”. Most importantly “YOUR RIGHT IM WRONG”. Got me out of so much troubles hahah

 

[41mag]

These iPads/phones /PCs have a mind of their own it seems sometimes, but the wife is worse !! Lol