How many of your bones have been broken?

[John5757]

Broke my pinkie dirt bike riding, got caught on a tree limb, pinkie was at 90deg. Broke my collar bone playing flag football (lol), 8yr old had to shift for me. Cracked my knee cap swinging off a rope and forgot to let go and came back into rock (14 stitches too), walked into a door jamb in the morning taking a piss and broke my big toe then punched the floor pissed off and broke my hand.

 

[above_all]

Bones:
- Broken right ankle, basketball, '74
- Broken left wrist, m/c accident, '81
- Broken nose, flag football, '88
- Broken ribs x2, karate, '96
- Broken nose, karate, '96
- Broken finger (needed pins), rope swing, '03
- Broken ribs x2, softball, '07
- Broken ribs x2, m/c accident, '17

Honorable Mentions:
- Dislocated left elbow, zip line, '73.
- Permanently lost right big toenail in a weightlifting accident, '76.
- Bungee cord slipped off m/c seat and hit me in the left eye. Caused temporary blindness and hospitalization. Cataract lens implant 25 years later. '79.
- Scraped off right thumbnail and ligature in a mc accident, '81.
- Back surgery for ruptured disc, '90.

Totaled four cars and one motorcycle. Here, hold my beer.

Oh. And I have a colonoscopy scheduled for tomorrow. Yee Haw!

 

[OttoMan]

So far, I am as brand new and good as I came from the manufacturer.... lol...
None....

 

[OttoMan]

Broke my pinkie dirt bike riding, got caught on a tree limb, pinkie was at 90deg. Broke my collar bone playing flag football (lol), 8yr old has to shift for me. Cracked my knee cap swinging off a rope and forgot to let go and came back into rock (14 stitches too), walked into a door jamb in the morning taking a piss and broke my big toe then punched the floor pissed off and broke my hand.

I really can tell that your Mother had a crazy time chasing you, always... Was it sometimes to whip your arse?? lol

 

[rtaylor112]

I have broke my nose three times, broke a rib once, broke a big toe and broke a thumb. I believe that is all the breaks, I can't count all the sprang ankles and wrist over the years.

 

[edindah]

Current price is $29,500 per ounce. Just sayin'.....

I was about ready to grab a pocket knife and a pair of pliers! I did some checking. That price is probably for a metric ton, as you can get a troy ounce for $5.75.

https://www.amagimetals.com/1-troy-oz-titanium-buffalo-bar

 

[Alphacpa]

Right big toe playing football with my sons on Seagrove Beach. Right arm both bones that hold hand on arm resulting from post pattern called by wonderful quarterback. I never saw the very large safety.

Forgot about the three ribs with my own fist as ski poll lodged in a root or rock at about 20 MPH.

 

[John5757]

I really can tell that your Mother had a crazy time chasing you, always... Was it sometimes to whip your arse?? lol

Ha ha ha. My mom used to break wooden spoons on me then say I’m telling your father! No no wait.

 

[dep]

4 broke wrists 4 collarbone 2 broken leg bones 5 broken foot bones broken orbital socket. I didn’t count fingers and nose. The bone grafts with pin placement on the same wrist were brutal. Over a year in a cast. At least 2 broken nose, but that’s technically cartilage so not a bone .

 

[Dundee]

I'm in the 6-10 club. If I had to choose though I'd happily do any of them over, hell all of them, before dislocating my hip again.