how to get a 100% free home security sysytem with no monthly fess absolutely free

[jastricker]

I have stopped my home alarm service.
I've dropped out of Neighborhood Watch.I've put up a Pakistani flag in one corner of the front yard and an Iraqi flag in the other corner.In the center of the front yard, I've raised the black flag of ISIS.I'm being watched 24/7 by the local police, the sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Secret Service and Homeland Security.I have NEVER felt safer...and...I'm saving $49.95 each month!

 

[rumrunner55]

HAHAHA reading this gave me a good chuckle thank you sir!

 

[BangBang]

HAHAHA!

Good one!

You could've probably just bought a bunch of guns and ammo and got the same free security service compliments of the ATF.

 

[bulletpaluza]

Hell the government might even found your mortgage. And give you relief money.