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How to keep Canadian Geese off your lawn?

Geese are a federal migratory bird,protected by the Federal Gov.and they can instill heavy fines for killing the bastards.
Why’d I kill a goose? Cuz there was a squirrel standing in front of it. And Im a bad shot.

Im sure theres a list of 1000 other things the gov could fine me for that I dont know about in the land of the free.
 
I know a guy who knows a guy. He tells me the guy lived on a lake and geese were constantly ****ting on his dock. So one day the guy nailed one of them in the ass with a Red Ryder BB gun. After that according to the guy who knows this guy. The geese steered clear of his dock.
 
I know a guy who knows a guy. He tells me the guy lived on a lake and geese were constantly ****ting on his dock. So one day the guy nailed one of them in the ass with a Red Ryder BB gun. After that according to the guy who knows this guy. The geese steered clear of his dock.
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