Hmmm, sounds like you have as much success as every other male on the planet.....Here are 5 more ways to win the argument.
LOL.....Now duck, that plate is aimed at your head.....Yes Dear....
The late great Ralphie May said " You can be right.. or you can be happy. But you cannot be both."There is No WINNING an argument.
Even if you WIN, you LOOSE!!
Don't argue in the first place.